Smurf gay
I was the wrong age to appreciate The Smurfs in their heyday — too old to be entertained, too young to thank them ironically — but the one thing I did know was this: A lot of small blue men living together with a single female whom none of them ever touch? Seemed kinda gay.
Well, it seems even more gay since they started making movies about them — with Neil Patrick Harris nonetheless! And his wife is played by Glee‘s Jayma Mays!
The Smurfs 2, a followup to the surprise smack of two years ago, does aim for a weird gay appeal, Broadway song-and-dance-man Harris notwithstanding. The antics can border on camp, with a perception of humor (the parts aimed at the adults, at least) skewed toward the flirtatious and sardonic (especially when John Oliver, as the Smurf recognizable as Vanity, primps in from of him mirror). And the puzzling way in which the pos “smurf” can be used as almost all parts of speech — noun, verb (“Smurfing fantastic!”), exclamation (“Smurf that!”), adjective (“She’s very smurfy”) — often recalls Jimmy Kimmel’s “unnecessary censorship” bit, making the imagined replacement word far worse than whatever the creatures could actually utter i
brainy smurf IS a gay icon. here’s why:
- he’s the smurf with possibly the LEAST amount of het content in canon as far as the cartoon goes. said het content tends to feel forced/out of place
- legitimately kissed sluggish smurf when he thought lazy only had two days to live
- just inexplicably gay power. over-dramatic. often very sarcastic and sassy
- absolute coward that tends to say/do gay things when he’s scared or over-emotional
- over-hated by the majority of straight ppl since the 80′s yet beloved by the gays because we view him as a funny homosexual idiot w some character depth
- i know i sound like a broken record every day i say this but.the entirety of smurfiest of friends and dark-ness monster. whether you hold “shipping goggles” on or not it’s barely a contact to say those episodes can be viewed as more than platonic. ESPECIALLY the latter. appreciate regardless of what you ship or don’t ship you gotta admit those episodes pretty much give a LOT of support towards brainy (and/or clumsy) being read as gay and that’s important
- look at this right now:
op please add the entirety of tlv to the evidence where he did nothing but advocate for crime and be a
Those two new character posters of The Smurfs 2 feature the Smurf Vanity and the Naughty Hackus:
Smurfs 2 Movie Trailer
Plot:
“The Smurfs team up with their human friends to rescue Smurfette, who has been kidnapped by Gargamel since she knows a secret spell that can twist the evil sorcerer’s newest creation – creatures called the Naughties – into real Smurfs.”
Do you think Vanity is gay or just effeminate? I’d say he is, but am pretty sure the studios would deny for fear of putting off a few narrow minded parents and bigots…
Anyway, do you think there’s any chance for Hackus and Vanity to become best friends for life? Or are they too different?
In theaters: July 31, 2013.
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29 May 2013 tags: Smurfs 2
What was this about gay smurfs?
A hundred shirtless dudes living alone in the woods sounds beautiful gay. But the foundational question is, do smurfs own cocks? The reply is yes! In the comic Les Schtroumpfs et le Cracoucass, there’s a smurf who goes around wearing a towel instead of pants. At one point, Papa Smurf demands the towel, and the smurf responds, “But Papa Smurf, we will see my smurf!” The word “smurf” is used in the masculine remarkable in French (“mon schtroumpf”) and very likely means “pénis” or “zizi.” Which means this smurf has a cock and so all the male smurfs have cocks.
And the next question is, do smurfs even have the idea of gayness? Yes again! In the comic La Schtroumpfette, Smurfette has the smurfs dance in pairs instead of in a line, and one of the smurfs asks another, “You discover this gay, don’t you?”
In the cartoon, Vanity has a “swish” voice and uses extravagant language (though not quite as theatrical as another Hanna-Barbera nature, the pink feline Snagglepuss), which suggests that Vanity is a homosexual. Sometimes he chases after Smurfette just enjoy all the other male smurfs, suggesting he may be bisexual or closeted, but sometimes he doe