Christmas song that says gay
Ah, the holidays, what a time! The snow, the tinsel, the gold, the urge to buy myself a million presents! While I’m famously a Grinch and only truly observe Halloween, I have a little bit of a Christmas spirit this year spurred by my pretty niece who I treasure buying stuff for. As much as I don’t like this season, there are absolute bangers linked with this time of the year. Christmas tune makes me think of hot chocolate, fuzzy slippers, and begrudgingly putting together the fake tree piece-by-piece. I feel like most gays either are really into Christmas or it is associated with poor memories. But, I myself will take any opportunity to find the dyke root in any piece of media, so I thought, why not rank some holiday classics by how much lesbian power they exude? I haven’t listed every single Christmas song on here, just the ones I’m most familiar with growing up listening to what my parents usually played. So if you’re fav isn’t on the list, enable me know your personal most lesbian Christmas songs in the comments!
14. “It’s the Most Wonderful Occasion of the Year” – Andy Williams
There is linear annunciation, and then
MerryChristmas!
It seems as soon as Thanksgiving (even Halloween in some places) arrives, you can't escape holiday music -- it's pouring out of your car stereo, it's invaded every pharmacy sound system, it's everywhere! But, to our dismay, more often than not the Christmas tunes we're surrounded by are missing a certain je ne sais homosexual.
But fear not, friends! From a Wham! classic to a deep chop from Cher and Rosie O'Donnell (yes -- you peruse that correctly), we've gathered 29 of our favorite Christmas songs and all of them main attraction a queer twist.
So gather your family and friends, crank the volume and get festive with a little extra special something-something added to your holiday celebrations.
Wham!, "Last Christmas"
In this '80s Christmas extravaganza, George Michael cozies up with some of his BFFs (but all we can think about is how many cans of mousse there must be in that cabin's bathroom).
RuPaul, "Nothing For Christmas"
Christmas + incredible vintage footage of RuPaul = Very joyful holidays
Danielle LoPresti, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
A real-life couple and their adorable young son are the stars of this new grab on the holiday classic.
“DJ Play a Christmas Song”: Cher Is Making the Yuletide Infinitely More Gay
“The red and the green lights are hitting me just right…”
Cher is releasing a Christmas album. It’s called Christmas. (Follow that, you bitches.)
Every part of the campaign is flamboyantly firing on all cylinders already, including all three of the album covers released thus far: from the rhinestoned Gap ad-meets-surrealist Cher-ception ornaments (it’s giving…it’s giving “Chaer”), to the glamorous Amazon Exclusive, reminding us all that the only thing that will last after global boiling is Cher, to the Official Cher Store version, which sees the superstar playful punting the already-melted ice caps directly into our faces, with a gorgeous view of the burning hellscape just beyond. Sunset vibes!
The 13-track studio album – her first in five years, since the ABBA tribute album, Dancing Queen – was recorded between Los Angeles and London, and includes both holiday classics and originals, and a ton of collaborations. “Put A Little Holiday In Your Heart” with Cyndi Lauper! “Christmas (
Say you're an elementary school tune teacher singing Christmas carols, specifically "Deck the Halls," with your class and every time the lyric "don we now our gay apparel" comes up, the kids look at each other and giggle hysterically because the word "gay" is super humorous to eight year olds. What do you do? Do you take control of your class like an experienced educator or do you, in an try to curb the outbursts, switch the lyrics of a 150 year old song and renew the word "gay" with "bright"?
A Traverse City, Michigan elementary academy music teacher made the improper choice by going with the latter. This angered parents took to the school's Facebook page (comments have since been removed and posting disabled) saying "By taking the word 'gay' out of 'Deck the Halls,' you are making it a massive deal. One word can possess different meanings." Happily, the outrage did lead to the restoration of the lyric but I bet this particular music instructor will just side-step the tune from now on, which is pretty sad. Kids shouldn't be robbed of Deck the Halls, damn it.
Assistant superintendent Jane Mohr told a local news station, "The teacher made a needy decision and it should hold never ha